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Across 5. critters do battle in a brutal grimdark fable 8. a house where every room is another monster inside of you 9. old man takes acid and blows into some instrument constructed in Willy Wonka’s factory 10. notoriously personable dude, but could knock himself like 6 points up in attractiveness if he just cleaned up his image 12. some dude harps on about how he’s the best guitarist there’s ever been 16. went from meeting aliens in space to every lyrical cliche in djent 20. a perpetual argument about which singer is best 22. some omnipresent demigod watches over humanity through time and space 24. went dark for a while to change his name and came back to maintain the title of best future bass artist 25. a band who somehow thought subscription-based purchasing of music would catch on 26. german producer who made the jump from engaging, killer dance music to brostep 27. quirky bald guy writes and plays everything fast and people debate the pronunciation of his band name 28. guy makes some jazzy poppy mathy stuff to spread the good word on cultural luddism 29. penises and vaginas, penises and vaginas, penises and vaginas, and also the all spark 30. a schizophrenic brings her Tumblr fanfic to life 31. meme connoisseur plays the guitar on a keyboard

Down 1. no one saw that album coming after the bubblegum she released before it 2. scene meets electronic in what is one of the only artists that you should be judged for for listening to 3. pretended to be a boy so that she could work in a tea house 4. can’t think of a better thing to put on his cover art than the sun 6. happy to be sad - and to be shotgunning another PBR 7. ambient meets emo to sing about common fantasy tropes but also is emo 11. what if shoegaze in the vacuum of space? 13. Whoopi Goldberg makes swancore 14. existential crisis about wanting to be human but like just take off your helmets though 15. master fingerer whose techdeath band doesn’t come close to utilizing his talent 17. very polarizing jew raps about being a jew 18. Cameron Gray's woke promotional campaign 19. the implications of their cover art become very concerning when you learn of the guitarist’s misdeeds 21. the horrors of dystopian future brought to you by another naked woman 23. some guy yelling about toasted lettuce and mayo or something 24. took a bunch of drugs and decided to make an album about the jungle