From: John Desmond Curry

"I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside."
From: Michael Rice - UH Biochemistry

"Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intellegent life exists
elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
From: Lars P. Fischer

It takes an uncommon mind to think of these things.
From: Chris Craddock

"That's the problem with nature, something's always stinging you
or oozing mucous all over you. Let's go and watch TV."
From: Jeff Erickson

As a math atheist, I think I should be excused from this.
From: Larry Jones

This game lends itself to certain abuses.
From: steve armijo

I'm just very selective about the reality I choose to accept.
I have plenty of common sense, I just choose to ignore it.
From: Urban Fredriksson

A voice cackles in Calvin's radio:
"Enemy fighters at two o'clock!"
"Roger. What should I do until then?"
From: Elf Sternberg

"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure
reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing
can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!"
From: MAD Mosher

I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow
on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello...?
From: Rick

"My ethicator machine must've had a built-in moral compromise
spectral release phantasmatron! I'm a genius!"
From: Tony Acero

Great quote seen in sci.astro:
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of
empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
From: Ludwig Van.

"Until you stalk and overrun, you can't devour anyone."
From: Colin Sachs

"The inside of my head was exploding with fireworks. Fortunately,
my last thought turned out the lights when it left."
From: davoid

"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I
believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it."
From: Mark P. Nelson

Verbing weirds language.
From: unknown

"The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet!
..our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly
frequently.."

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