From: eric smith

"My friends, no matter how rough the road may be,
we can and we will, never, never surrender
to what is right."

From: dks

"Show me a man who plays a good game of golf, and
I'll show you a man who is neglecting something."
"Anyone who knows Dan Quayle knows that, given a choice
between golf and sex, he'll choose golf every time."

From: David C Winters

Q: How does the news media make Dan Quayle look stupid?
A: They print what he says.
From: Gumby - The unknown user

"Actually, I'm a little envious of Murphy Brown.
At least she's guaranteed of coming back this fall"

From: Jeff Luck

"Whatever you guys want, I'm for."

From: John Switzer

50 years from now, nobody will remember Candice Bergen or Murphy
Brown, but every school kid will be taught about President Quayle.
From: Spencer PriceNash

"This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs."


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