From: Michael L Gerdts

Dilbert: Why does it seem as though I am the only honest guy on earth?
Dogbert: Your type tends not to reproduce.
From: Thomas Aaron Insel

"...when virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed."

From: JR Conlin

"Now all that matters is if you can install
your own Ethernet card without having to call
tech support and confess your inadequacies to
a stranger whose best career option is to
work in tech support."

From: Paul Tomblin

"Well, this looks absolutely brilliant and completely unmarketable."
"Thanks. I'm technology driven"


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