From: Larry W. Seals

Larry Seals @ Trailing Edge Software | Hi! I'm the .signature virus and
"A division of Student Loans-R-Us!" | I've infected another one. Copy
"A man of colours..." - Icehouse | me into your .sig file today!
From: John F Haugh II

HI ! I'm a mutating signature virus. You cannot resist helping me spread !
From: Lawrence C. Foard

Disclaimer: Opinions are based on logic rather than biblical "fact". ------
This is your friendly | First they came for the drug users, I said \ /
neighborhood signature virus | nothing, then they came for hackers, \ /
please add me to your signature! | I said nothing... STOP W.O.D. \/
From: Peter van der Linden

Fuck you and your stupid .signature virus bullshit. [May not apply in Calif]
From: Paul Robichaux

Hi! I'm a signature virus. Copy me into your .sig to join the fun!
From: Lawrence C. Foard

The signature virus has been spliced with the Fundementalism-B virus
to create a new more contagious strain. Please look for it infecting
a signature near you.

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Disclaimer: Opinions are based on logic rather than biblical "fact". ------
This is a mutated signature virus, if you don't put it in your .sig \ /
file you may lose your job, your dog may be run over, and you may die. \ /
If you repent and add the .sig you may win the lottery and get laid. \/
From: StarWatcher

!srouy otni em tup dna nuf eht ni nioJ .suriv erutangis detatum a m'I ,iH
From: Paul W Schleck KD3FU

Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by a .sig virus.
From: Ken Arromdee

Hi! Ani mutacia shel virus .signature. Ha`atek oti letoch .signature shelcha!
From: Jeremy Smith

SGNTR VRS VRSN 3.1B: Strppd nd cmprssd fr qckr trnsmssn! nfct yrs tdy!
From: Fergus James HENDERSON

This .signature virus might be getting old, but you still can't
consistently believe it unless you copy it to your own .signature file!
From: Geoffrey Spear

This .sig is $hareware. If you use it for more than a
month, send me all of your money, then see a psychologist.
Or kill me.
From: Kevin Brown

This is your .signature virus: < begin 644 .signature (9V]T8VAA(0K0z end >
This is your .signature virus on drugs: <>

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