| Down |
| 1. | Hank's half-brother |
| 2. | Hank's stepmom |
| 3. | Hank's guitar |
| 5. | The Hills' paranoid neighbor |
| 6. | The Hills' reverend |
| 7. | Joseph's real father |
| 8. | State where Peggy was born |
| 9. | Arlen's Asian country club |
| 10. | The restaurant with poor seating arrangements |
| 13. | The salon where Luanne and Bill worked together |
| 15. | The Hills' womanizing neighbor |
| 19. | Bobby's school |
| 22. | Peggy's transvestite friend |
| 24. | Name of Peggy and Luanne's roller derby team |
| 26. | Arlen's largest store |
| 28. | The lowest job at Hank's work |
| 31. | The Hills' pathetic neighbor |
| 32. | Kahn's job |
| 34. | Luanne's dead boyfriend |
| 35. | Arlen's town newspaper |
| 36. | Boomhauer's first name |
| 37. | Chane's nickname for Bobby |
| 38. | Hank's black coworker |
| 45. | Board game Peggy likes to play |
| 50. | Brand of Hank's lawn mower |
| 51. | Hank's barber |