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| 4. | What did the dentist say to the golfer? You have a ______ in one. |
| 5. | You don't have to ______ all of your teeth... just the ones that you want to keep. |
| 8. | Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped ______. - Mark Twain |
| 10. | The American Dental Association awarded him "Dentist of the Year" but all he got was a little ______. |
| 12. | What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A ______ bear! |
| 14. | What does the dentist call his xrays? ______- pics! |
| 15. | Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called ______. - Ann Landers |
| 16. | Be kind to your dentist because he has ______ too. |
| 17. | I got a ______ filling and put my money where my mouth is. |
| 20. | What do you get if you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked ______! |
| 21. | Flossing and brushing ______ a day will keep the dentist away! |
| 22. | What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your ______! |
| 23. | It's not my fault I forget to floss. My ______ teeth aren't as smart as yours! |