| Across |
| 1. | Gretchinia, the fairy of _____ |
| 3. | Ashton's middle name...and the first name of the Epler patriarch |
| 6. | What Peyton is, at the worst of times |
| 7. | The name given to the Eplers' childhood kitty by Peyton |
| 8. | "This is a credible threat of ________!", per Preston |
| 9. | Stephanie's assigned constellation |
| 10. | Anagram of the plural form of a common flower...and a nickname Peyton occasionally uses for her boyfriend |
| 11. | Dawn's birth month |
| 13. | Peyton's assigned constellation that appears in the form of freckles on her left shoulder |
| 14. | Ashton's first tattoo |
| 19. | Gretchen's assigned constellation |
| 21. | Creature on the necklace Peyton wears everyday |
| 22. | What Peyton is, at the best of times |
| 23. | The one-wheeled ________, Peyton's car |
| 24. | Peyton's hedgehog |
| 26. | Destroyer of picnic tables |
| 30. | "Tell Gretchen to write me a prescription for some _____________ _____": 2 wds. |
| 32. | Preston's birth month |
| 33. | Brand of jam that Charlie would frequently use the jar of for his swamp water |
| 34. | What Peyton frequently threatens to send in the mail |
| 35. | Amanda |