| Grotty | | The Police Sergeant refers to Grandfather as Charley- |
| Fell | | In the script, a gambling club Ringo is invited to. |
| Sweetbreads | | Grandfather's first name |
| Collins | | Norm was played by Norman- |
| Millie | | Cut scene from the beginning. Grandfather collects money from fans in his- |
| September | | The music for the film was produced by George- |
| Better | | Paul says that his Grandfather's former fiance was dead kinky for- |
| Cap | | Norm thinks John went down the bathtub- |
| Lester | | Ginger, Eddy Fallon, and Ding- |
| Daisy | | Paul's grandfather is nursing a broken one |
| John | | The film's director had earlier worked with Peter-- |
| Parading | | The woman who recognizes John, and then says he doesn't look like him. |
| Campey | | At the club, Grandfather says to the blond, "I'll bet you're a great--" |
| Heart | | the screenplay was written by Alun- |
| Rossington | | The man who is another passenger in the train compartment |
| Engaged | | George's 12 string electric guitar |
| Swimmer | | According to Ebert, the film was released in this month of 1964 |
| Shenson | | John calls Norm this name several times |
| Owen | | "I'm Happy Just To Dance with--" |
| Frank | | The nervous TV director is played by Victor- |
| Barney | | "I Should Have Known-" |
| Shake | | Movie producer, Walter- |
| Dong | | The posh bird who gets everything wrong, Susan-- |
| Rickenbacker | | The taller road manager |
| Ringo | | Slang for "fight" John says, "If you're going to have a--" |
| Martin | | "Can't Buy Me--" |
| Spinetti | | George uses this word to describe the shirts Simon shows him |
| drain | | Grandfather says, "Congratulate me, boys. I'm--" |
| Swine | | When Ringo abandons the show, he goes-- |
| Peace | | In a scene cut from the movie, the boys are driven by a driver named- |
| Boyd's | | Grandfather is played by Wilfrid- |
| You | | This Beatle accidentally came up with the movie's title |
| Johnson | | "If I--" |
| liberation | | Ebert says this is the film's most powerfully evoked quality |
| Audrey | | Singer who as a child was in the audience of the film's final performance, Phil- |
| Brambell | | Grandfather: "When was the last time you gave a girl a pink-edged-" |
| Love | | Charming elderly lady. Grandfather tells her he is the manager. |
| Sellers | | The film was directed by Richard- |
