| Rosanne | | Many untested dietary __________ even claim that they can cure or alleviate symptoms of mental disorders! |
| Placebo | | This man thought that gut-wrenching yelling had a strongly curative power all by itself. |
| Repressed | | His therapy often involved having sexual relations with clients! |
| Janov | | _______ work involves releasing "memorie" of past abuse by passing hands over a patient rhythmically. |
| Body | | Homer Simpson is one of many who claims to have been abducted by a _________; Kang and Kodos strongly deny they were involved. |
| Supplements | | Many patients who recovered lost memories recalled being abused by ___________ cults. |
| UFO | | This obnoxious celebrity claims to have regressed all the way to the womb during "therapy". |
| Reparative | | ___________ memories work involved unlocking totally hidden and forgotten memories of past abuse. |
| Orgone | | This involves using little flashing lights to effect a magical cure in practically no time at all. |
| Regression | | Another buzz word that makes it sound like a quack therapy must be effective. |
| Compression | | This is one of the buzz words that should alert you that a therapy is unproven and probably ineffective. |
| Satanic | | This therapy involves curing gay people. |
| Guaranteed | | To re-experience the trauma of delivery in order to work out internal issues. |
| Miracle | | While very popular in recent years, work involving __________ and spiritual re-allignment is entirely unscientific. |
| Chakras | | _________ scream was very popular in the 1960s and is a lot of fun--just not very effective. |
| Rebirthing | | In recent years, several people have been accidentally killed while performing this rite. |
| Exorcisms | | The primordial cosmic energy (life energy) present in all living things. |
| Primal | | Past life ___________ involves taking a person back to previous lives to work out issues that were never resolved. |
| EMDR | | This "therapy" involves wrapping kids in blankets or mattresses. |
| Reich | | The ___________ effect can explain why sometimes quack therapies SEEM to work when they don't. |