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Nudge This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ___________..
ladies Oh look... is it a stockbroker? Is it a surveyor? Is it a church warden? NO! its _________ repairman.
larch After all murder is nothing but an extroverted ________.
blamanches Nobody expects the Spanish ___________!
splunge What does _______ mean? It means ... it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!
coffee I've never wanted to do this any ways. I've always wanted to be a __________.
hurts He is not the _____________! He is a very naughty boy!
suicide And now for something _________ different.
gutenabend It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just_________ like that?
Completely Oh, me and my wife love _______. She makes them.
bicycle we are the knights who say _______
blowup number 1: the _________
animals Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- ________________- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
lumberjack He nailed my head to a _______ table.
messiah I love _______. Thats why I love to kill them.
beans Spam spam spam spam spam spam baked __________ spam spam spam, and spam.
fish I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me ___________
dead __________ wink, wink. Know what I mean?
loretta This is a ______ parrot.
ni My brain ________.
Inquisition I would like to buy a fish ________ lisence please.

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