| Tara | | The Sheriff's maker |
| Arlene | | Likes to listen at her talk |
| Maenad | | An Organic vegan |
| Andy | | What Maryann is |
| Eric | | Bouncer at the Vampire Bar |
| Lafayette | | Could look at her smile all day |
| Redwine | | The Reason for the Great Revelation |
| Liam | | Secures a Vampire |
| Fangtasia | | A Vampire adversary |
| DrewMarshall | | Has BLDSKR on the vanity plate |
| Malcolm | | Has a human lover |
| Maudette | | She named him |
| Amy | | Like hypnosis |
| Silver | | What he was a thousand years ago |
| Stan | | Vampire Drainers |
| Merlottes | | A reason to be there |
| BudDearborn | | Like the scare crow, arms and legs everywhere |
| Hepd | | The first one |
| Sam | | Has Hawaii 5-0 on his ring tone |
| Glamour | | Sex on a Stick |
| Therattrays | | AKA Sweetheart |
| Bill | | A Vampires most guarded secret |
| Lorena | | Bill's Progeny |
| AlanBall | | Where Bill sleeps |
| DeadUntilDark | | AKA Rene Lenier |
| Longshadow | | Advises Tip yo waitress |
| Royce | | A Liar and a Thief |
| Terry | | Sookie's disability |
| Underthefloor | | Vampire Judge |
| Telepathy | | Author |
| Eddie | | Sort of Human |
| Dallas | | The first Book |
| TruBlood | | Mean Nasty Creatures |
| Jason | | Funny name for a bar |
| Werewolves | | Sheriff of Bon Temps |
| Restingplace | | Has a voice like Angels and Parakeets |
| Dean | | Another Vampire Drives it |
| Daphne | | Bartender at the Vampire Bar |
| Mercedes | | Doe, a deer a female deer |
| Pam | | Member of the DGD |
| Godric | | I am your elder |
| Themagister | | Like Sookie |
| Viking | | Local watering hole |
| Dawngreen | | One of the bad Vampires |
| Hoyt | | Nearly runs over a naked lady and a pig |
| Hugo | | Holder of the crone stones |
| Jessica | | Director |
| Ginger | | Rescued by Sookie |
| Adelestackhouse | | Locale of season two |
| CharlaineHarris | | He is mine |
| Missjeanette | | A sheriff |
| Chow | | He's a real Bow Wow |
| Isabell | | Jerry had it |
| LivingDeadInDallas | | Hair like sunset after a bomb has gone off |
| Sookie | | Janella's Vampire Boyfriend |
| Barry | | The second book |
| Diane | | Likes TV and Lafayette |
| Corvette | | Bill's Maker |